Congratulations on Your Happy News! You’ll have your arms around your little one before you know it!

Enjoy your pregnancy because it is the only time a woman can get away with burping and farting and a man can get away with blaming his wife for her irritable mood swings.

The bitter-sweet pain discomfort will be all worth it when you get life’s sweetest gift after nine months. Congratulations.

When God gives a couple a baby, He also gives them new pair of eyes to see the world in a way that they have never seen it before. Congratulations on being pregnant.

You have just been fired from your job of being just a woman. Congratulations for being accepted as an intern for the next nine months in your new job of being a mother.

Pregnancy is a wonderful miracle, and in nine months your joys will double. Congratulations to the happy couple.