Funny Wedding Quotes
Thank you for completely ignoring our wedding registry and instead getting us something you thought we should have but that we'll never use.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy, if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
As my husband, All you have to do is just to agree and follow what I say... It's that simple.
People always say that you have to work at love. I find that loving you is easier than getting out of bed in the morning!
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.